LoonieLodge Inc.
Tools that tell you the truth, and never act in your name
LoonieLodge Inc. is a Canadian company. We build software for people who need an exact answer about their own money and their own obligations — and who would rather be told that answer than have somebody else act on it for them.
Every product here refuses the same thing. None of them files a return for you, moves money for you, or signs anything for you. What they do instead is compute the figure, name the deadline, cite the authority behind it, and leave the decision where it started.
What we build
Three products, each for a different obligation, all built to the same rule.
LOONIELODGE
Your mortgage, to the cent
Tracks and simulates Canadian mortgages on an engine built for Canadian conventions — prepayments, renewals, penalties and rate changes, computed the way your lender computes them.
In the App Store and on Google Play
Visit LOONIELODGEStandkeep
Your corporation, in good standing
Derives the statutory calendar for a Canadian corporation — federal, or from any province or territory — warns before every deadline, and cites the source for each one. It tells you what to file and where. It does not file it.
Live at standkeep.ca
Visit StandkeepPortfolio Eyes
Your accounts, in one honest picture
Brings the accounts you hold in Canada and the United States, registered and taxable, into a single view — so you can see what you actually hold, and what you actually earned once the currency is accounted for.
Live at portfeyes.com
Visit Portfolio Eyes
How we build
These are not features, and none of them is something a release can quietly revise. They are the constraints each product is written inside.
We state. We never act.
No product here files, trades, or signs on your behalf. We compute the figure and name the deadline; the act stays yours. It is the first line of every product's brief rather than a policy bolted on afterwards.
The least data that can do the job
We collect what a calculation actually needs and design out the rest. When a feature would only work by holding something sensitive, the feature is what changes — LOONIELODGE dropped file uploads entirely for that reason, and now has no file store to breach.
Canadian rules, not adapted ones
Semi-annual compounding, fourteen Canadian filing jurisdictions, Canadian registered accounts and the currency question that comes with holding US securities. None of this is an American product with a maple leaf added.
Every figure says where it came from
A number with no source is an opinion. Where a product states a rule, a rate or a deadline, it names the authority behind it so you can check the work — and so you can tell us when we are wrong.
English and French, at parity
Not a translated landing page over an English product. In all three, both languages are first-class through every screen, every document and every email — and each one has a test that fails when the two catalogues drift apart, so the French half cannot quietly fall behind.
The company
The details below are the same ones our Terms of Service, our Privacy Policy and the sender line on every email we send are built from — one source, so they cannot disagree.
- Legal name
- LoonieLodge Inc.
- Incorporation
- Federally incorporated in Canada under the Canada Business Corporations Act
- Registered address
- 2148 Carling Avenue, Unit #2, Suite 1031, Ottawa, ON K2A 1H1, Canada
- Telephone
- +1 343-338-4905
Getting in touch
Each product answers its own support mail, and that is the fastest route to an answer about one of them. For anything about the company itself — press, a partnership, or a question no product page covers — the address above reaches us.